Post by spottie on Apr 4, 2008 2:35:44 GMT
;)hi everybody:
Two jokes for the day!!
:DPregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."
With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."
With even a more surprised and shocked look he said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"
:PNew Improved Lawnmowers
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can''t afford a thing to eat."
So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
The lawyer said, "You''re going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
Two jokes for the day!!
:DPregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."
With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."
With even a more surprised and shocked look he said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"
:PNew Improved Lawnmowers One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can''t afford a thing to eat."
So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
The lawyer said, "You''re going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."