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Post by delphine on Aug 16, 2006 15:23:37 GMT
This is what chef gets when he comes home
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Post by angelwings13 on Aug 16, 2006 19:03:11 GMT
Now I see why chef hasn't been around, all that house cleaning . When does he have time to cook ....
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Post by Gerda on Aug 31, 2006 19:50:50 GMT
Lol. Have you seen this one: www.crazyphotos.com/88poundbunny.htmlThis one has eaten too much of the carrot cake. At last we found out, who has stolen the cake. Good for the bunny, I dislike rabbits meat.
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Post by aperratt on Aug 31, 2006 20:55:42 GMT
Chef's looking out his biggest pot now! Let me see..... rabbit stew, rabbit sausages, rabbit mince, rabbit burgers...............
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Post by delphine on Aug 31, 2006 21:21:07 GMT
O no,not my cousin
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Post by angelwings13 on Aug 31, 2006 23:25:30 GMT
WOW, that sure is a big rabbit. You just made chef very happy finding him, lol... ;D
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Post by Gerda on Sept 1, 2006 20:40:29 GMT
That's plenty of meat. Lets have a barbecue. Oh chef, don't forget to make carrot sauce!
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Post by delphine on Sept 2, 2006 22:45:40 GMT
You can make sauce whit that
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Post by angelwings13 on Oct 20, 2006 16:03:03 GMT
I thought chief would get a laugh out this one, lol...
Tendjewberrymud Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). This was nominated "best email of 1997".
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review...
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow July den?" G: "What??" RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" G: "Crisp will be fine." RS : "Hokay. An San tos?" G: "What?" RS:"San tos. July San tos?" G: "I don't think so" RS: "No? Judo one toes??" G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means." RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?" G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RS: "We bother?" G: "No..just put the bother on the side." RS: "Wad?" G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side." RS: "Copy?" G: "Sorry?" RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." RS: "One Minnie. A** ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" G: "Whatever you say" RS: "Tendjewberrymud" G: "You're welcome"
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