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Post by AJ on Sept 1, 2006 2:49:29 GMT
101 ways to know your a computer junky ! i will start with ten. you can then finish it off -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) you wake up and see inside your head: your computer loading up. and your desktop. it makes you get up and use your computer striaght away. 2) your making some thing to eat and wondering why you cant use a mouse to put it together. 3)you write down a website on a piece of paper waiting for it to load up. 4) you make a mistake in your work and keep wondering why there isnt an edit>undo. 5) your playing a board game with yourself hoping the other "player" will move by itself. 6)you buy a newspaper to copy all the information down and put it on your website so nobody else has to buy one. 7) you have sad weblinks saved in your favorites that youll never go on again, but you have them saved in case you ever have too. 8) you enter online competitons but the winners are always published in the paper. 9) you try to plug the internet cable into your ear, thinking youll be "virtual" 10) when your a "moderator" on a website or forum, you mention it in real life. to make people go " WOW!" when really they havnt got a clue what your on about. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- its upto you guys now ill help along the way. oh and yes. i DID make them up
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Post by Pinky on Sept 1, 2006 2:57:17 GMT
11) I want to copy paste from a book , but alas i have to type it out and and even quote it it lol
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Post by angelwings13 on Sept 1, 2006 13:24:23 GMT
12) you go to call someone and you think of their email not their phone number. (which I do)
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Post by AJ on Sept 1, 2006 20:11:03 GMT
13) you cant be botherd going shopping so you do it online. and when it gets delivered you cant be bothered getting off the pc to go bring it in. as your too busy buying more food.
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Post by Pinky on Sept 2, 2006 2:11:35 GMT
14) get up out of bed, switch PC on , then boil the kettle!!
15) switch on the computer to see what time it is ( I don't have any clocks in my house, apart from the clock on the video , but I cannot see that its too dark)
[glow=red,2,300]EDIT BY AJ-UK-MOD:Posts Merged And numbers changed[/glow]
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Post by aperratt on Sept 2, 2006 12:24:26 GMT
16. When the phone rings you rush to your pc and put the headphones on.
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Post by aperratt on Sept 2, 2006 12:26:09 GMT
17. When your doorbell rings you rush to open msn to see who just came online.
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Post by Gerda on Sept 2, 2006 20:00:30 GMT
18. You go on a holiday trip and the only luggage you take with you is the suitcase with your laptop and toothbrush in.
Toothbrush electric of course.
19. You're still looking for a computerized toothbrush, which gives the Windows XP shutdown tune if teeth are all clean.
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Post by Pinky on Sept 5, 2006 2:55:42 GMT
20) you type a question in a forum and expect everyone to be online to answer at that point in time
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Post by Gerda on Sept 5, 2006 14:46:54 GMT
21. You want to have more cats around, you do this:
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Post by Gerda on Sept 5, 2006 14:50:03 GMT
22. Needed more cats to catch the mice?
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Post by delphine on Sept 5, 2006 15:38:24 GMT
23. When the headlines of the newspaper all looking like web adresses.
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Post by aperratt on Sept 5, 2006 18:46:49 GMT
24. When everything you say ends in "dotcom" ...erm....dotcom. Oops dotcom!
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Post by Gerda on Sept 7, 2006 12:16:47 GMT
25. You send an email from you own PC to the hubby's one, which is in the same room, to tell him dinner is ready.
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Post by Pinky on Sept 15, 2006 3:23:18 GMT
26. you have links on your favourites that no longer work , but you keep them anyway
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Post by delphine on Sept 19, 2006 7:26:09 GMT
27.When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.
28.When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors
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Post by aperratt on Sept 19, 2006 17:31:35 GMT
29. When you put your hat on your header and your sock on your footer.
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Post by delphine on Sept 24, 2006 13:05:09 GMT
30.When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
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Post by Pinky on Oct 22, 2006 1:38:03 GMT
31. when you worry that your screen saver is getting lonely
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Post by Gerda on Dec 31, 2006 18:37:51 GMT
32. You surf to www.fireworks.com this evening at 24.00 hours sharp. Look around there. Nice games to play too.
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